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Flirting Ecard with text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.

sure no webcam

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: let's get mashed and fight a duel

lets fight a duel

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Thinking of You

Flirting Ecard with text: darling, it'll only take thirty seconds, but at least one of us will be feeling much better.

only thirty seconds

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: remember - advanced literacy can lead to feelings of despair and alienation. be careful to conceal this. instead, try to obey impulses originating from televisions.

advanced literacy

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Inspirational Ecard with text: when all else fails, just go into denial. it's what everyone else does.

when all else fails

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WTF Ecard with text: next time i eat chicken, i'm cooking it first

next time i eat chicken

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: your life story has plot holes but it's still an effective narrative. good work!

plot holes

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Thinking of You

Love Ecard with text: i love you strangely

i love you strangely

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: if ever asked, you believe the government only listens in on us for our own benefit. try and appear interested only in fashion and cosmetics. remember, always act as if nothing is wrong.

if ever asked

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WTF Ecard with text: 'the cow has given me my first mission. but i keep wondering: why would a sentient, pan-dimensional cow have such faith in a stoner like me, anyway?'

the cow

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of the day standing outside retirement communities wearing a Grim Reaper costume. Look, it's the only place I can go without surprising anyone.

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