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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that you only seem to want to communicate when i'm busy killing Nazis.
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about this card: busy killing nazis | Tradition dictates that I post an older card on Wednesdays, and today’s card explores the same theme as yesterday’s - that is: miscommunication. BTW, I’ve given a lot of thought to the topic of miscommunication and have decided I’m in favor of it overall. It also keeps me in business.
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