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Inspirational Ecard with text: Life is a Role Playing Game in which the Dungeon Master has decided not to explain the rules, so don't worry; it's completely appropriate to panic. — about this card: role playing game | The thing about wasps is that you can chant at them and, if they like you, they’ll form themselves into a calm sentient pillar in the shape of a person, like a golem, and do your bidding, and carry out certain tasks, like paying the pizza guy or seeing off unwanted visitors. I don’t know how people can be sad in such a marvellous world.

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Zombie Ecard with text: A realist's plan for dealing with a zombie outbreak. step 1) run away screaming with hands over head in sheer panic and terror.

CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.

Reminders Ecard with text: In the Event of Fire, panic.

Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot attend that thing you are organizing due to my tendency to say true and reasonable things that make some people panic.

CheerUp Ecard with text: My spore creatures discovered the theory of evolution, then stopped believing in me :(

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?