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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: Get well soon, but failing that, try not to die on theses days.
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about this card: calendar | It is a sad thing but sometimes people can get sick and this may occasionally result in the interruption of one’s plans. Experience has taught me that nobody likes it when you leave a bed-side vigil to go jet-skiing. I believe this is because people are fundamentally irrational. Send a Get Well card and THEN you can go jet-skiing.
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