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Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox. — about this card: simple genetics | I watch TV, so I consider myself pretty well-informed. So I know that Thanksgiving started in America but, like baseball, it just hasn’t really taken off anywhere else. When you’re saying what you’re grateful for, remember to keep it random. “I’m thankful for surviving the Walrus Incident” should keep them guessing.

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Columbus Day Ecard with text: If you're going to celebrate Columbus Day then show some historical awareness, perhaps by spending the day giving syphilis to Europeans.

Family Ecard with text: Thank you for turning me into one of those mysterious people who never talk about their families.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Good news. My desire for you now eclipses my general fear of contracting a venereal disease from you.

Valentines Ecard with text: 'Happy Valentines Day. I know you feel grateful right now. But I guess I dont really know just how grateful you feel... Note: proofs of gratitude can involve two or more of your better-looking friends and a jar of maple syrup.'

Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for doing that thing for me that I probably won't remember when it's your turn to need a favor because I'll be too busy being utterly awesome.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?