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Excuses ecard: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons. Ecard image showing: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.

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When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I’m thinking about it. I’ve probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?
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Published on 19 May 2012

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diablo

When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?

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I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.

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