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Reminder Ecard with text: In the Event of Fire, panic.
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about this card: fire safety | Today’s wrongcard offers a workplace survival tip. BTW if you are ever subjected to a Human Resources meeting about fire safety awareness you should interrupt occasionally with remarks like: “But you have to admit that fire is incredibly beautiful” and “But you’ll agree nothing purifies quite like fire.” It helps pass the time.
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