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Reminder Ecard with text: In the Event of Fire, panic. — about this card: fire safety | Today’s wrongcard offers a workplace survival tip. BTW if you are ever subjected to a Human Resources meeting about fire safety awareness you should interrupt occasionally with remarks like: “But you have to admit that fire is incredibly beautiful” and “But you’ll agree nothing purifies quite like fire.” It helps pass the time.

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Inspirational Ecard with text: Life is a Role Playing Game in which the Dungeon Master has decided not to explain the rules, so don't worry; it's completely appropriate to panic.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?