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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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Ecard text: Don't worry I'm happy to babysit. You can pay me in breast milk. I have a lot of pleasant associations with it.

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Ecard text: i'm sorry i found a dead bat on the street and nailed it to your door. but in my defense, you DID provoke me.

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Ecard text: i'm sorry i found a dead bat on the street and nailed it to your door. but in my defense, you DID provoke me.

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Ecard text: Despite being told to stay away from strangers,once a year you will be forced to sit on a stranger's lap. He wears a flimsy disguise that wouldn't fool anyone. Alleged loved-ones will laugh and take photographs of you.

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Ecard text: Despite being told to stay away from strangers,once a year you will be forced to sit on a stranger's lap. He wears a flimsy disguise that wouldn't fool anyone. Alleged loved-ones will laugh and take photographs of you.

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Ecard text: Some say that there is more to Thanksgiving than gluttony disguised as gratitude, or the massacre of 5.3 million turkeys.   HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

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Ecard text: Some say that there is more to Thanksgiving than gluttony disguised as gratitude, or the massacre of 5.3 million turkeys.   HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

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