Pterodactyl | CheerUp Ecard | WRONGCARDS

CheerUp Ecard with text: You should just feel grateful that I cannot always control the universe with my mind. (Picture of a Pterodactyl about to attack an innocent-looking man.) — about this card: pterodactyl | The worst thing about people being sad is the way they try to make you the scapegoat. “I’m sad because of you. I’m sad because I don’t have a sofa anymore. I’m sad because we had to call fire-fighters to the house.” My point here is that people wouldn’t need to feel sad if they didn’t buy brown sofas in the first place. Here is an ecard with a pterodactyl on it.

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Inspirational Ecard with text: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.

Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day, etc. I honestly bought you chocolate but can no longer find it and am now operating under the theory that it was eaten by raptors.

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I became a little bit irritable when I was unable to control you with my mind.

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: Sorry I'm not in the mood for Easter this year. Here is a drawing of a Basilosaurus instead.

WTF Ecard with text: Nietzsche was wrong: if you gaze long enough into the the abyss, Barney the Dinosaur gazes back into you, which is of course much, much worse.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?