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CheerUp Ecard with text: You should just feel grateful that I cannot always control the universe with my mind. (Picture of a Pterodactyl about to attack an innocent-looking man.)
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about this card: pterodactyl | The worst thing about people being sad is the way they try to make you the scapegoat. “I’m sad because of you. I’m sad because I don’t have a sofa anymore. I’m sad because we had to call fire-fighters to the house.” My point here is that people wouldn’t need to feel sad if they didn’t buy brown sofas in the first place. Here is an ecard with a pterodactyl on it.
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Inspirational Ecard with text: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.
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Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day, etc. I honestly bought you chocolate but can no longer find it and am now operating under the theory that it was eaten by raptors.
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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I became a little bit irritable when I was unable to control you with my mind.
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Easter Ecard with text: Sorry I'm not in the mood for Easter this year. Here is a drawing of a Basilosaurus instead.
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WTF Ecard with text: Nietzsche was wrong: if you gaze long enough into the the abyss, Barney the Dinosaur gazes back into you, which is of course much, much worse.
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