about this card:a paper card | You probably all thought I was dead. Can you not be so morbid? Anyway, unrelated but if any of you are suffering a life-threatening illness, can you PLEASE not leave your body to science and leave it to me? We’re four weeks out from Halloween and I haven’t got my authentic porch ornaments sorted. If the folks next door want to make ‘Halloween decorations’ a competition, then fine. Bring it Karen.
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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?