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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and celebrate other nations’s holidays. I don’t know much about the US Independence Day because the movie skimmed a lot of background details but I have no problem remembering Will Smith saving the earth and also punching an alien in the face.
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Published on 4 Jul 2012

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aliens fail me

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and celebrate other nations's holidays. I don't know much about the US Independence Day because the movie skimmed a lot of background details but I have no problem remembering Will Smith saving the earth and also punching an alien in the face.

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'Sometimes I look up into the night sky and wonder: why wont the aliens abduct and probe me?'

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