Sweet anteater lover | Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater. — about this card: sweet anteater lover | Anteaters were once thought to be related to aardvarks but they turned out to be related to sloths and armadillos. I have never seem an anteater but I’ve seen several wombats. Anteaters aren’t related to wombats but I don’t see any reason why they wouldn’t get along. Today’s re-hash Wednesday card is dedicated to any anteater reading this.

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