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Weddings Ecard with text: Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.
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about this card: upcoming marriage | On re-hash Wednesdays I like to post an older card that many of you might not have seen and then I devote the rest of the day to raising money for Ann and Mitt Romney’s charity, ‘Children Without Skiis’. If I happen to meet a rich society lady at one of these functions and that leads to me getting married and entering the ‘We Don’t Pay Taxes’ class, then … no really, it’s about the kids…
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