Upcoming marriage | Weddings, Engagements, and Other Mistakes Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Weddings, Engagements, and Other Mistakes Ecard with text: Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins. — about this card: upcoming marriage | On re-hash Wednesdays I like to post an older card that many of you might not have seen and then I devote the rest of the day to raising money for Ann and Mitt Romney’s charity, ‘Children Without Skiis’. If I happen to meet a rich society lady at one of these functions and that leads to me getting married and entering the ‘We Don’t Pay Taxes’ class, then … no really, it’s about the kids…

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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

WTF Ecard with text: 'Sometimes I look up into the night sky and wonder: why wont the aliens abduct and probe me?'

Zombie Ecard with text: If you should ever be bitten by a zombie ... look don't worry about it. I'll sort it out.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?