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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: get well. but if you don't, i'd find it very consoling if you left me you your wii.
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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.
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Inspirational Ecard with text: Life is a Role Playing Game in which the Dungeon Master has decided not to explain the rules, so don't worry; it's completely appropriate to panic.
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Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot attend Thanksgiving with your family but I would rather kill Nazis on a Playstation than sit with them at a dinner table.
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Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons.
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Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.
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