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Baby Ecard with text: Aside from the fact that, generally speaking, your baby has poor personal hygiene and is lazy, incoherent, unmotivated, self-absorbed, and hogging all the attention, I think the child has a lot to recommend it.
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about this card: lazy and unmotivated | ‘People are always going and having babies and expecting us to give them gifts. But how can anything we give them top The Miracle of Life? Thats what I ask, but everyone says: no, no you’ve got to give them a present anyway. So I send a small bottle of rum (“for the baby”) or an ecard like this one. Anything to avoid babysitting.’
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