![Baby Ecard with text: Aside from the fact that, generally speaking, your baby has poor personal hygiene and is lazy, incoherent, unmotivated, self-absorbed, and hogging all the attention, I think the child has a lot to recommend it.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/577_huca2865b9beb6ba6d457e96cc926a4dd4_34561_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | ‘People are always going and having babies and expecting us to give them gifts. But how can anything we give them top The Miracle of Life? Thats what I ask, but everyone says: no, no you’ve got to give them a present anyway. So I send a small bottle of rum (“for the baby”) or an ecard like this one. Anything to avoid babysitting.’
8 Aug 2010