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Ecard text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.
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This week's Re-hash Wednesday card is, predictably, an Easter card. And for the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.

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