True and reasonable | Excuses Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot attend that thing you are organizing due to my tendency to say true and reasonable things that make some people panic. — about this card: true and reasonable | It’s not that Christmas parties are all that terrible once the brandy hits the bloodstream. But we introverts dread these things in advance. Why can’t we just stay at home and read a good book? Or even a bad one? All you need is a servicable excuse. You can change the world if you have a good enough excuse. Or an alibi.

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry, and hereby retract all the terrible, terrible things that I said about you, except for those things that were true.

Zombie Ecard with text: A realist's plan for dealing with a zombie outbreak. step 1) run away screaming with hands over head in sheer panic and terror.

Inspirational Ecard with text: Life is a Role Playing Game in which the Dungeon Master has decided not to explain the rules, so don't worry; it's completely appropriate to panic.

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.

Excuses Ecard with text: I'm not going in to work today because I'm either temporarily unable to muster the strength to pretend that anything I do has any significance. Or because I have a bit of a nasty cough.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?