Excuses Ecard with text: I regret I cannot hang out with your friends but any discussion about shoes is psychic torture that should have been banned by the United Nations years ago.

About This Card | Excuses cards are intended to help you evade unwanted social engagements. It’s always better to send a card than to show up and discover you need to stab someone in the leg with a fork. Unless they’re serving profiteroles - those can often be worth the fuss.

22 Aug 2011