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Excuses Ecard with text: I regret I cannot hang out with your friends but any discussion about shoes is psychic torture that should have been banned by the United Nations years ago. — about this card: shoes | Excuses cards are intended to help you evade unwanted social engagements. It’s always better to send a card than to show up and discover you need to stab someone in the leg with a fork. Unless they’re serving profiteroles - those can often be worth the fuss.

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Workplace Ecard with text: Try not to regard it as 'pissing your life away in an office job' and see it more as a Devil's Bargain you made, trading adventure and excitement for the sake of security that you never regret, except between midnight and three am

Birthday Ecard with text: Thank you for understanding that my not remembering to get you a birthday present stems from a rejection of banality and an idiosyncratic tendency to focus on the Great Themes of Life rather than the tawdry or mundane.

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: youre so boring when youre sick so get well soon

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?