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Easter Ecard with text: The wizard in the sky wants you to buy chocolate wrapped in aluminium in remembrance of a politically-motivated execution of a guy who just wanted everybody to get nice.
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about this card: sky wizard | I like Easter. It’s a time in which I feel a great kinship with everyone because now, more than any other time of year, people are glancing at each other, thinking, ‘wait a minute, does this make any sense to you?’ In other news I’m going to San Francisco tomorrow and, if you’re there, you are welcome to buy me tea. Kidnappers need not apply.
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