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Birthday Ecards

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. Celebrating another year of your successful avoidance of long-term incarceration.

celebrating avoidance

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Birthday Ecard with text: Thank you for understanding that my not remembering to get you a birthday present stems from a rejection of banality and an idiosyncratic tendency to focus on the Great Themes of Life rather than the tawdry or mundane.

tawdry and mundane

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Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Yay! Will this do?

will this do?

This month, Librans have their birthdays - or Libras or whatever. You know, every now and then I write to astronomy departments at major universities and ask them if they have any professorial positions open for Librans, because 'they would obviously know that Librans have a natural advantage when it comes to comprehending the movements of Celestial Bodies. No idea idea why I do this. I'm a Leo.

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Birthday Ecard with text: I hope you enjoy your birthday because only God knows how many you have left or which birthday will be your last, and He just wants the whole thing to be an hilarious surprise.

god will have his jokes

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Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday and may my premonition that you will be devoured by a giant flesh eating spider not come true this year

my premonition

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Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday - we await your coming mid-life crisis with avid curiosity and eager speculation.

awaiting mid-life crises

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Birthday Ecard with text: some people are more figurative than literal when they say they put love into a birthday cake. not me.

figurative or literal

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Birthday Ecard with text: 'PLEASE NOTE: this ecard barely meets the minimum recommended allowance for sentiment in a birthday card.'

barely meets standards

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Birthday Ecard with text: I'm thinking about you on your birthday. but admittedly, i'm also thinking indescribably weird thoughts about geese.

weird thoughts

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Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday mofo

happy birthday mofo

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