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Concerned Ecards

Apology CheerUp Excuses Get Well Missing You Reminders Sympathy Thank You Thinking of You
Get Well Ecard with text: I am sure you would feel better if you just let me practice acupuncture on you.

practicing acupuncture

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Get Well

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I would like to try some weird stuff but I dont want you to worry. Or even feel obliged to be conscious. Whatever works for you is fine.

whatever works

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Thinking of You

Sympathy Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.

mistakenly implicated

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Sympathy

Thinking of You Ecard with text: One easy way to 'blend in' is to never be overheard speculating about what the hell it is that the squirrels are secretly up to.

squirrel conformity

People, January 21 is National Squirrel Appreciation Day in North America. Squirrels are going about under-appreciated, and it's a crying shame. I was twenty-four when I saw my first squirrel and never since that day have I been completely oblivious to them. Let us join together in support, and paranoia, of squirrels.

Thinking of You

Apology Ecard with text: I rely on you to fix me and you're doing a really bad job, so everything is your fault.

failed apology

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Apology

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you always force me to blame you for everything.

blame game

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Apology

Excuses Ecard with text: 'Very soon I will think of something offensive to say that will cause three hours of bitter argument, followed by a solid half hour of make-up sex. (Note: I dont have anything yet, other than some fairly controversial views about geese).'

excuses for argument

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Excuses

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am sorry that total strangers on the internet do not envy or appreciate your knowledge of internet memes and Tarantino movies.

internet memes

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Thinking of You

Get Well Ecard with text: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.

suspecting swine flu

'Oh I heard you have swine flu.' 'No, I did have a headache but -' 'Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man.' 'It's not --' 'Hey back off! I don't need to die right now. I got plans for the day.'

Get Well

CheerUp Ecard with text: I am glad that when things go wrong we can always RANT ON THE INTERNET and then feel much better about everything.

internet ranting

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CheerUp

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