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Apology Ecard with text: I will overlook your various character flaws if you overlook my various improprieties with ducks.
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about this card: occasional improprieties | Today is re-hash Wednesday, so I get to post an older card that I happen to like. This one has a picture of a duck. It also promotes empathy, which I read is one of the great themes of art and literature. Empathy, a heightened sensibility to the rich tapestry that is the human experience, and ducks. It’s all there, see.
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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