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Excuses ecard: 'If I ever seem to accidentally contradict myself, remember: I am doing it to test your faith. Don't ever say I didn't learn anything from the Bible.' Ecard image showing: 'If I ever seem to accidentally contradict myself, remember: I am doing it to test your faith. Don't ever say I didn't learn anything from the Bible.'

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People often ask if I’m religious. Like any other rational, enlightened man I frequently dialog with Higher Powers. And once or twice I’ve made myself useful to Him, but why boast of it? He knows my door is always open (provided He doesn’t eat all my snacks) and He can always turn to me for spiritual guidance, though I don’t like it when He turns up when Bunheads is on.
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Published on 21 Aug 2012

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testing faith

People often ask if I'm religious. Like any other rational, enlightened man I frequently dialog with Higher Powers. And once or twice I've made myself useful to Him, but why boast of it? He knows my door is always open (provided He doesn't eat all my snacks) and He can always turn to me for spiritual guidance, though I don't like it when He turns up when Bunheads is on.

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'If I ever seem to accidentally contradict myself, remember: I am doing it to test your faith. Don't ever say I didn't learn anything from the Bible.'

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