Free Excuses Ecard: 'Testing Faith' | Wrongcards

Excuses Ecard with text: 'If I ever seem to accidentally contradict myself, remember: I am doing it to test your faith. Don't ever say I didn't learn anything from the Bible.' — about this card: testing faith | People often ask if I’m religious. Like any other rational, enlightened man I frequently dialog with Higher Powers. And once or twice I’ve made myself useful to Him, but why boast of it? He knows my door is always open (provided He doesn’t eat all my snacks) and He can always turn to me for spiritual guidance, though I don’t like it when He turns up when Bunheads is on.

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Easter Ecard with text: To truly celebrate Easter in the traditional way we must first locate an unorthodox thinker who challenges the status quo and then nail him to some planks.

Topical Ecard with text: Jesus was very adamant. All human relationships with the higher power must be negotiated by a priesthood of men in a palace, presided over by a man in a very pointy hat. It's a Bible thing.

Passover Ecard with text: Happy Passover. Though I'm sorry your people didn't stick around to help finish the pyramids because they turned out pretty nice in the end.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Thank you for not sending me down a river in a basket made from reeds so that I might be found by a Childless Queen and raised in that strange, distant realm to be a great and terrible leader of men.

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