![Excuses Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot attend your party but I'll be secluding myself indefinitely, or at least until this very persistent zebra stops following me.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/708_hu4b20ef2ff96d260ace1b47b25615b27a_83152_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | If I were a famous individual my name would be prefixed with the phrase ‘The Famous Recluse’. I know that sounds grandiose but I don’t see any point in being a humble recluse. So anyway I like to provide excuses to recluses. Example: today’s card. If you want an unbelievable life, stop being believable right now, I say.
28 Nov 2011