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CheerUp Ecards

CheerUp Ecard with text: i want you to know that if you ever feel troubled or sad you can come to me, and i will console you by telling you that it’s all your fault for never doing what i tell you to do.

never feel troubled

Today's card is a Cheer Up card, which can be sent to people who are being depressing. Typically that means they have some sort of problem or a bad thing has happened. My point? When someone's life stops being about blue skies, short skirts and ice cream, we send this card. I know, right? Where were you guys before you found me?

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CheerUp Ecard with text: don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you that a good exorcist couldn't fix.

good exorcist

Sometimes people get sad and nothing makes them feel better, not even shouting. You can even read out interesting facts about hippopotamuses from your notebook and there's no change in temperament. That's when this re-hash Wednesday card can come in handy. Hippopotamus is Greek for 'water horse'.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: I like you more than I'd like two prostitutes of moderate quality.

moderate quality

A lot of men find it difficult to express themselves emotionally, but that's only because a lot of men these days don't drink a lot of whiskey. Men, it's easy to speak your mind; all you have to do is make sure nobody is home, lock the doors and whisper. I can't believe we have a reputation for being unable to communicate.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Dont think of me as a difficult person. Think of me as someone who runs unauthorized psychological studies on you.

unauthorized

If you're new to Wrongcards you probably don't yet know that I like to invent excuses for people. I'm a creature of misadventure and when it comes to getting out of tricky situations, well, I know all about it. You may think we're an ecard site or a webcomic, but really we're a Self-Help book. Send our cards and win at life.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up and stop fretting about inconsequential things. Because brain aneuryisms can leave you paralyzed while you are slowly eaten by domestic cats.

inconsequential things

Whenever people get sad I usually try to make them feel better. I talk about the brief and anonymous life of the gastrotrich, a microscopic fresh-water creature that only lives for three days. People don't like to get sad around me.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: I am sorry you are depressed and hope it is a rational depression arising from feelings of helplessness and futility about the world's burgeoning ecological problems and not because you have silly hair.

rational depression

Today's card is my way of helping people overcome depression. However, you should all understand that I can't do too good a job on Cheer Up Cards because pharmaceuticals companies will try to sue me for loss of income. So I hope you all have a *mostly* happy Tuesday.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios.

improbable muppets movie

Miss Piggy terrified Kermit and was physically abusive and I alone noticed! Six year old me was FREAKED that everyone forgave her. She's the Charlie Sheen of Muppet World. The only reason today's wrongcard exists is because I have always wanted her head on a stick. I have now formally addressed this topic. Moving on...

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.

valuable friendship

Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: I am glad that when things go wrong we can always RANT ON THE INTERNET and then feel much better about everything.

internet ranting

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CheerUp Ecard with text: cheer up! you still have - i still have my health.

i still have my health

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