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Cheer Up Cards. These cheer me up, though your mileage may vary.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I like you more than I'd like two prostitutes of moderate quality. — about this card: moderate quality | A lot of men find it difficult to express themselves emotionally, but that's only because a lot of men these days don't drink a lot of whiskey. Men, it's easy to speak your mind; all you have to do is make sure nobody is home, lock the doors and whisper. I can't believe we have a reputation for being unable to communicate.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Dont think of me as a difficult person. Think of me as someone who runs unauthorized psychological studies on you. — about this card: unauthorized | If you're new to Wrongcards you probably don't yet know that I like to invent excuses for people. I'm a creature of misadventure and when it comes to getting out of tricky situations, well, I know all about it. You may think we're an ecard site or a webcomic, but really we're a Self-Help book. Send our cards and win at life.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up and stop fretting about inconsequential things. Because brain aneuryisms can leave you paralyzed while you are slowly eaten by domestic cats. — about this card: inconsequential things | Whenever people get sad I usually try to make them feel better. I talk about the brief and anonymous life of the gastrotrich, a microscopic fresh-water creature that only lives for three days. People don't like to get sad around me.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I am sorry you are depressed and hope it is a rational depression arising from feelings of helplessness and futility about the world's burgeoning ecological problems and not because you have silly hair. — about this card: rational depression | Today's card is my way of helping people overcome depression. However, you should all understand that I can't do too good a job on Cheer Up Cards because pharmaceuticals companies will try to sue me for loss of income. So I hope you all have a *mostly* happy Tuesday.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios. — about this card: improbable muppets movie | Miss Piggy terrified Kermit and was physically abusive and I alone noticed! Six year old me was FREAKED that everyone forgave her. She's the Charlie Sheen of Muppet World. The only reason today's wrongcard exists is because I have always wanted her head on a stick. I have now formally addressed this topic. Moving on...

CheerUp Ecard with text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys. — about this card: valuable friendship | Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I am glad that when things go wrong we can always RANT ON THE INTERNET and then feel much better about everything.

CheerUp Ecard with text: cheer up! you still have - i still have my health.

CheerUp Ecard with text: My spore creatures discovered the theory of evolution, then stopped believing in me :(

CheerUp Ecard with text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I saw this and thought it would cheer you up.

CheerUp Ecard with text: just remember he has to sleep sometime

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