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Concerned Ecards

Apology CheerUp Excuses Get Well Missing You Reminders Sympathy Thank You Thinking of You
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I forget to fulfill my promises to you though in my defense I only break the really, really boring promises.

broken promises

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Apology

Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that so much of what you say sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

blah blah

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Apology

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I want you to know that Im cool with you being secretly gay and everything. (These rainbow colors symbolize my tolerance of you)

secretly gay

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Thinking of You

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot accompany you to church. Because sometimes God talks to me and when He does I have to cover my ears because all He wants to do is talk smut.

sometimes god talks smut

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Apology

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

needing cigarette

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Thinking of You

Thank You Ecard with text: Thank you for doing that thing for me that I probably won't remember when it's your turn to need a favor because I'll be too busy being utterly awesome.

doing that thing

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Thank You

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.

all pandas

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.

Thinking of You

Get Well Ecard with text: Sorry you're not feeling well. Hypochondria is a serious condition and we hope you get over it real soon.

hypochondria

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Get Well

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for the ridiculous lies I have to make up to get you to put out.

ridiculous lies

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Apology

Thinking of You Ecard with text: If you actually cared about me you would be here making me a cup of tea but you are not and this is why I think you suck at relationships.

making tea

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Thinking of You

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