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Thinking of You Ecard with text: Thinking of you in some fairly inappropriate moments.

inappropriate moments

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Thinking of You

Thank You Ecard with text: Thanks for being cool, as in Burt Reynolds cool.

thanks for being cool

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Thank You

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Here is a picture of a rainbow and gay-ass unicorn. I saw it and thought of you.

rainbows and unicorns

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Thinking of You

Halloween Ecard with text: Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

halloween decorations

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Halloween

Halloween Ecard with text: May ten thousand nightmarish, pumpkin-headed creatures armed with Kalashnikovs and rocket-propelled grenades stage a violent and bloody military coup this Halloween.

ten thousand creatures

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Halloween

Jewish Ecard with text: hope you have a great jewish holiday. but im sorry your messiah isn't very punctual.

happy jewish holiday

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Jewish

Jewish Ecard with text: happy yom kipper, jewish person. sorry if this is late. or early.

happy yom kipper

I'm a religiously tolerant person, except when people seem to disagree with me. But I do believe people should feel safe to worship Bronze Age gods, or, rather, the SAME Bronze Age god, even if he happens to go by three different names. Think about how many lives could have been saved if the sky wizard had limited himself to only two names! But I never say this out loud. It's called tact, people.

Jewish

Thinking of You Ecard with text: im sorry that your inner child is a fricking juvenile delinquent.

your inner child

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Thinking of You

Halloween Ecard with text: Halloween not creepy enough? how about now with this picture of tom cruise talking about scientology?

creepy enough

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Halloween

Workplace Ecard with text: im sorry i havent been supportive but i didnt know you had a real psychological problem. with description of ergasiophobia.

ergasiophobia

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Workplace