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Flirting Ecard with text: good touch bad touch. wait - show me bad touch again?

good touch bad touch

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Flirting

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: Happy Thanksgiving! Lets invite some native Americans over for dinner. We can steal their land while they eat.

invite the natives

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: Thanksgiving this year will be all about that very special feeling of gratitude that we can now finally sit and smirk

special feelings

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Thanksgiving

Zombie Ecard with text: Killing zombies is good for our relationship.

for our relationship

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Zombie

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: Some say that there is more to Thanksgiving than gluttony disguised as gratitude, or the massacre of 5.3 million turkeys. HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

damnedest things

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: later they will say nobody expected the rise of hoards of undead thanksgiving zombie turkeys, all hungry for bloody vengeance...

later they will say

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

turkey fondling

Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn't it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it's not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don't know why I try so hard.

Thanksgiving

WTF Ecard with text: i have found that drunkenness makes me more charming, witty, and generally more awesome to members of the opposite sex.

my awesomeness

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WTF

Missing You Ecard with text: telling you that other people suck at giving foot massages is just my way of saying 'i miss you'...

foot massages

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Missing You

Jewish Ecard with text: you mean more to me, now, than merely a token jewish friend.

you mean more to me now

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Jewish