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Dark Humor Ecard with text: i am secretly relieved that my burning desire to hang wall street executives from the nearest lamp post is fast becoming socially acceptable.

i am secretly relieved

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Dark Humor

Flirting Ecard with text: custard is also a lubricant

custard is a lubricant

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.

Flirting

Halloween Ecard with text: There is more to halloween than looking at goth chicks on myspace. get out there and scare a child.

more to halloween

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Halloween

Thinking of You Ecard with text: It really is a good thing that you and i don't have any executive power.

a good thing

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Thinking of You

WTF Ecard with text: on his first foray into the hundred acre wood, christopher robin shot a bear, two kangaroos, a piglet, a rabbit and a small tiger. but no heffalumps or woozles.the stories would have been much, much shorter if a.a.milne had been texan.

if pooh bear

Today is re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to post an older card that I happen to like. Unless you have the need to intimidate an assortment of talking, literate farm animals, this card isn't going to be of much use to you. But, by George Orwell, who would want to do that?

WTF

Dark Humor Ecard with text: prepare your children for their real economic future. teach them how to pick pockets.

prepare your children

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Dark Humor

Flirting Ecard with text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.

i wasn't this confused

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Flirting

Baby Ecard with text: You and me and baby makes two.

you and me, and baby

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Baby

CheerUp Ecard with text: My spore creatures discovered the theory of evolution, then stopped believing in me :(

all of creation mocks me

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CheerUp

Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'

arson and dissent

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Inspirational