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Holiday Ecards

Christmas Columbus Day Easter Greetings Father's Day Halloween Independence Day Mother's Day New Year's St Patricks's Day Thanksgiving

Halloween Ecard with text: If you dont decorate the front of your house with morbid, grisly plastic ornaments that were manufactured in China, then people think you're some kind of weirdo.

plastic morbidity

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Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy father's day from one of your more legitimate children

legitimate fathers day

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Father's Day Ecard with text: happy father's day and thank you for making sure that half of my genetic material did not wind up trapped in a bubble of latex.

trapped in a bubble

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Father's Day Ecard with text: I would have forked out real money for a real Fathers Day card, but it turns out that God is my real father.

not my real father

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Father's Day Ecard with text: dear dad, thank you for taking the time to knock-up my mother. you sure earned this father's day card. your child.

taking the time

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day Few Mothers have done more for their progeny than you. Excepting those who died in childbirth of course. I mean, we have to give credit where credit is due. Those Mothers make your maternal sacrifices seem trivial.

maternal sacrifice

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Easter Greetings Ecard with text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.

unthanked benefactor

This week's Re-hash Wednesday card is, predictably, an Easter card. And for the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.

Easter Greetings

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: If I ever survived a crucifixion, the last thing I'd want to think about or see again is a crucifix. But I'm sure Jesus doesn't think the whole Easter festival is tactless.

easter isn't tactless

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Easter Greetings

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: Happy Easter from somebody who feels like the whole holiday is an elaborate prank perpetrated by chocolate vendors.

chocolate vendors

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Easter Greetings

St Patricks's Day Ecard with text: Lets celebrate St Patrick's Day by developing a grudge and then nurturing it for a few centuries

a grudge

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St Patricks's Day

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