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Thank You Ecard with text: thank you for understanding my non-irrational fear of clowns

fear of clowns

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Thank You

Zombie Ecard with text: when the zombies attack i'll be right by your side

never forget

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Zombie

Thank You Ecard with text: thank you for not caring that i am batshit crazy

batshit crazy

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Thank You

WTF Ecard with text: Four out of five mental health professionals agree that i'm no danger to anybody. Don't worry about that one guy, I'll kill him later.

four out of five

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: human resources would simply freak if they knew more about us

human resources

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Workplace

Inspirational Ecard with text: they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. it just goes to show how some people have no idea how to steal things.

free lunch

The strange thing about food is, you don't have to pay for it. If you can run faster than someone who is overweight, then you can snatch up their meal and be four blocks away before they're out of their chair. You'll be getting in some cardio, and they'll also be skipping a meal. Follow me for more tips on living a healthy life.

Inspirational

Inspirational Ecard with text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.

well adjusted

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Inspirational

WTF Ecard with text: the more stoned i get, the more awesome ducks become

the more stoned i get

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WTF

Apology Ecard with text: i love you very much. im sorry im complicated

complicated

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Apology

WTF Ecard with text: it may taste nice but since i stopped eating glue, i've regained my self respect. And my sense of the color yellow.

eating glue

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WTF