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Celebration Cards
Perfectly unsuitable ecards for every occasion.
russian roulette
And today's card is for new parents. Bless their hearts, they get so nervy when you mention statistics, which is something you Should Never Do. Unless you're bored and there's nothing on television.
eat your spit day
all babies are special
more interesting
economic servitude
hand-drawn card
sexually generous
augury
celebrating avoidance
tawdry and mundane
will this do?
This month, Librans have their birthdays - or Libras or whatever. You know, every now and then I write to astronomy departments at major universities and ask them if they have any professorial positions open for Librans, because 'they would obviously know that Librans have a natural advantage when it comes to comprehending the movements of Celestial Bodies. No idea idea why I do this. I'm a Leo.
