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Missing You ecard with text: i miss you but not in a gay way or anything

not in a gay way

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Inspirational ecard with text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.

seven ninjas

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Zombie ecard with text: zombification can ruin your entire vacation. remember - a zombie is no match against a well swung seven iron. let's all be prepared

zombification vacation

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Flirting ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure

delightfully impure

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Sympathy ecard with text: i think my sympathy for you entitles us to consume a LOT of icecream. after all - what is the point of sympathy if there is no icecream?

ice cream and sympathy

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Sympathy ecard with text: id hate for you to interpret my as a lack of sympathy or something. cause then i'd have to get all depressed and down-on-myself, like you are right now, which would totally suck for me. Oh God now you've got me all depressed and

lack of sympathy

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WTF ecard with text: 'as food prices rise, remember: there are alternative sources of white meat. And it's not as if they don't fantasize about eating us. Look - i'm just saying.'

white meat

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Apology ecard with text: i like to think of myself as delightfully difficult. and it may just be easier on you if you agreed.

delightfully difficult

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Family ecard with text: the money i save by sending you an ecard instead of a gift will be spent on drugs. you must have totally failed me as a parent

the money i save

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Birthday ecard with text: a birthday is just a solitary moment in time during a long plummet down into a void of uncertainty. but you get to eat cake!

solitary moment

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