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Home Ecards

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Workplace ecard with text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power! WOOT!

if you are crazy

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WTF ecard with text: 'So I poured bong water into your aquarium to see if fish can get high. Now, before you react, I want you to focus on the undeniable truth - that scientific inquiry has long confused lay society. However, to show you I am a good sport, I have decided to cook you dinner tonight. Just waiting for the fish to finish marinating.'

scientific inquiry

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Thinking of You ecard with text: Why does society frown upon people with minds like ours?

why does society

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Love ecard with text: what is this commitment thing, anyway?

commitment

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Thinking of You ecard with text: nobody will ever understand me like you do. except maybe snake plissken (woot!)

nobody will understand

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Celebrity ecard with text: If heath ledger taught us anything, it is that we need to stop buying drugs from mary-kate olsen.

heath ledger

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CheerUp ecard with text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.

when i need cheering up

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Apology ecard with text: I am sorry that i described your wardrobe as a cry for help.

your wardrobe

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Flirting ecard with text: Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?

venereal diseases

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Birthday ecard with text: I'm thinking about you on your birthday. but admittedly, i'm also thinking indescribably weird thoughts about geese.

weird thoughts

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